"mazda616" (mazda616)
04/29/2016 at 20:22 • Filed to: Rental Car
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"mazda616" (mazda616)
04/29/2016 at 20:22 • Filed to: Rental Car | 1
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2016 LaCrosse. Loaded. 14k miles. Needs an oil change and the XM subscription is expired. Surprisingly quick.
In all seriousness, this is a nice car. They’ve really stepped their game up.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 20:24 |
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I see you already called your little hail problem.
Brickman
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 20:26 |
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That doesn’t look like a Buick... oh thats right its not :P
Land_Yacht_225
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 20:28 |
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LOL? No. That’s not strong enough. ROFLOL? No, still not quite right.
They haven’t invented a way to easily communicate in text how hard I am laughing.
“Needs an oil change and the XM subscription is expired.” describes every goddamn LaCrosse in the fleet to a fucking T. That’s the Enterprise motto for the LaCrosse. That’s how the LaCrosse is described to every customer who gets one.
“Here, we have a Buick Lacrosse for you. It’s got leather seats and a sunroof. Oh, and it needs an oil change and the XM subscription is expired. Have a nice week.”
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mazda616
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/29/2016 at 20:32 |
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iPhone autocorrect hates me even after 6 years.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 20:38 |
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Hold down the traction control button for 5 seconds and it turns off both traction control and stability control.
Now hoon that boat!
Effef
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 20:46 |
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In all likelihood it does not actually need an oil change, they just didn’t reset the marker. Enterprise keeps its own logs of oil change mileage, because the lube techs often dont reset it. Also, the XM comes expired, because Enterprise wont pay for it. In anything.
Source: work for Enterprise
Steve in Manhattan
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 20:46 |
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The portholes though ... ugh.
TheHondaBro
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 20:50 |
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But what if the Borg attacks? Did Enterprise fit your Buick with photon torpedoes?
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mazda616
> TheHondaBro
04/29/2016 at 20:55 |
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Three of them, actually.
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mazda616
> Effef
04/29/2016 at 20:56 |
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Really? Wow. That sucks. When I rented several cars from Entwrprise in 2012, they had XM. But, since then I’ve used Hertz since I had a friend that worked there.
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Land_Yacht_225
> Effef
04/29/2016 at 21:02 |
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Some of them slip through the cracks with the 3 month trial subscription. I’ve been in a LaCrosse with active XM. A lot of GM cars with active XM trials actually. I think it depends on whether or not the car was built on one of our bulk orders or if it was actually a consumer car they had to sell to us because they came up short on the fleet order.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 21:14 |
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If you told me it was a 2009, I would have beleived you.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 21:31 |
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I had a 2015 Verano 2 months ago while my Sonic was in the shop for a few days. It was a nice car, plenty of power, decent 6spd autobox, steering was weighted well, and soaked up bumps like a champion. The back trunk had a shocking amount of space for sedan.
6Cylinder
> mazda616
04/29/2016 at 22:12 |
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Not a fan of the “vents” in the hood. But otherwise a nice looking car!
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Effef
> Land_Yacht_225
04/30/2016 at 16:29 |
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Probably yeah. I rmember a few months back the XM worked for a bit in most of our cars because XM was doing some free trail thing or something. It was neat.